Monday, August 17, 2015

New Research! Precisely what Coca Cola Really does to the Human body

[Reprinted and Adapted from The Onion]

Including recent claims that it funded research that blamed obesity on a lack of exercise rather than bad dietary habits, the Coca-Cola Company is often accused of trying to hide or downplay the damaging effects of soft drink consumption. Here’s what consuming Coke does indeed towards the body:

  • * Extreme sugar intake causes your body to produce a hurry of Quenchanoids and also the hormone Refreshatonin
  • * Cognition is instantly affected, dramatically growing your need to ride within an open-top jeep by having an attractive and exuberant number of ethnically varied buddies
  • * Heart launches audible whimper
  • * Elevated bloodstream sugar levels send message towards the body that it's in the usa
  • * You're legally dead for exactly 75 seconds
  • * Alterations in cerebral fluid chemistry cause brain to right away form 20 rationalizations for that continuous consumption of empty calories
  • * Aluminum can’s jagged edges destroy stomach lining
  • * Enamel decay removes annoying teeth which were only getting into method of more awesome, refreshing Coke
  • * Ugh, it’s better to not really mention what goes on towards the liver
  • * Makes both hands pretty sticky if leaking
  • * A serious elevation in mood has experience by Coke Boss Muhtar Kent after generating $5.5 million quarterly bonus
  • * Cumulative unhealthy effects on our bodies stop consumers from being immortal and living forever because they otherwise might have done

Flash! Breaking News coming from The Onion ... Biden Offers Government Post To Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark

Frankly I am not entirely certain that this information is factually accurate, however it certainly appears to make sense, and want to know your thoughts regarding this. Here's what they said ... 

 

WASHINGTON-Calling the late-night horror film host well-suited for the job “and then some,” Vice President Joe Biden offered Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, an entry-level position within the U.S. Office of Personnel Management, White House sources confirmed Thursday.

Biden, who first saw the buxom temptress in a tight, revealing black dress on a Los Angeles television station in 1982, said he immediately “got rock hard” and realized Elvira had the necessary assets to go “real far,” and made it his personal mission to find the Mistress of the Dark a plum position in D.C.

“Elvira’s hot to trot, so as soon as I was clued in to something opening up over at OPM, I got my main man [Inspector General Patrick E.] McFarland on the horn and called in a favor,” said Biden, explaining that McFarland owed him ...

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Friday, August 14, 2015

The Unknown Resting Place of Egyptian queen Nefertiti may have been found

The Lost Tomb of Egyptian queen Nefertiti may have been discovered, hidden behind the tomb of the boy-king Tutankhamun, According to an English archaeologist , who suggests that the tomb of Tutankhamun, the most famous of Egypt's pharaohs, is concealing a secret that has evaded researchers ever since it was found more than 90 years ago. 

Dr. Nicholas Reeves of the University of Arizona told the Times of London that he believes he has discovered a hidden doorway leading from the tomb of King Tut to that of Nefertiti, believed to be the boy-king's mother and one of the most powerful females of the ancient world.

Reeves told the Times that he found the bricked-up "ghosts" of the doorways after reviewing digital scans of the walls of Tutankhamun's tomb in the Valley of the Kings, across the Nile River from Luxor in southern Egypt. He believes that one of the doorways leads to a little-used storeroom, but the other, on the north side of the tomb, leads to "the undamaged burial of the tomb's rightful owner."

If Reeves is correct, the room containing Tut's tomb -- discovered by English archaeologist Howard Carter to global praise in 1922 -- was built to be an antechamber to that of the more illustrious and glamorous Nefertiti. It would also explain some facts about Tutankhamun's resting place that have perplexed researchers.

For one thing, the size of Tutankhamun's tomb is smaller than those of other Egyptian kings. Second, as Reeves states, many of the artifacts that have enraptured millions of museum visitors around the world are largely second-hand, having been reused from previous burials.

I found this discovery(http://www.foxnews.com/science/2015/08/11/lost-resting-place-egyptian-queen-nefertiti-may-have-been-hidden-by-tutankhamun/) amazing.

I found some sort of weird ufo video

I uncovered it in the Huffington Post weird news segment -- if you proceed to the weblink, you will look at a video clip, both regular and slow-moving speed, which displays what appears to be a unidentified flying object, except that it appears to be only about twenty feet from the video camera. This raises the question of what exactly is it? I'd be curious to perceive what you think. Here is the link --

 

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Awesome Novel -- The Alchemist

 

Some of the people at the company advised me about this novel, and I'm taking pleasure in it.

It's entitled The Alchemist by a writer named Paulo Coelho. Apparently it's well known because it's sold over two million copies worldwide,

Paulo Coelho's novel tells a surprising story of an Andalusian shepherd youth named Santiago. The boy wants to travel searching for a luxurious worldly prize, and this is his driving passion. 

But the story of the gifts Santiago finds along the way teaches us more about the essential wisdom of paying attention to our hearts, and learning to take our direction from the signs and signals scattered along life's journey, and pursuing our dreams.